About Me

“if that’s that Gutenberg agane, dere Anne, pray to telle hym, I am oute.”

William Shakespeare (deleted scene from much ado about nothing, 1599)



Hello.

I am Ian Kay.

I write stuff.

I leave it here.


“if you write only about yourself, it’s a race to the finish line whether you’ll run out of things to say before you bore your readers to death.”

Simplicity Breckenridge (from, that thing you did then with those ears, 1955)