Did you know that down at Kreemi Dreamz, they’ve trained small dogs to chew out the centres of their iced donuts?
Yes. Way. It’s a Unique Selling Point. The hardest thing was to train them not to go further and eat the rest. They achieved this by Pavlovian techniques. Each time a dog showed an interest beyond the centre, they’d show it a picture of a cat, a fire hydrant or a rubber ball; all things that dogs love which aren’t food related. Soon the mutts are conditioned to eat out the hole and directly look around for a playful distraction. It seems to work 87% of the time.
“What happens with the other 13% of times?”
The dog pukes.
Don’t worry, the kitchens are given a super deep clean after every incident. Hygiene is of paramount importance down at Kreemi Dreamz.
This had me thinking about the two years I spent as a part-time student at a south London technical college. At break, we might send someone along to the doughnut (British spelling) shop for a box of assorted cream filled doughnuts. Man, they were so sickly, if you ate two you couldn’t face any real food for at least 24 hours. No one I knew dared to look in the kitchen.
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